- What do you call a fish with no eye's? A FSH
- What did one math book say to the other math book? I don't know about you but I've got alot of problem's.
- why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9
- How did the Blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
- What did the blonde say when she found she was pregnant? Is it mine?
- A cop pulls a guy over:
- Sir, why were you speeeding?
- Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk. - Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!
- A man walks into a bar... ouch!
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
- What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman? The car sales man knows when he's lying.
- Got home from the pub at 3'o clock this morning. The wife was waiting
at the door with a rolling pin. I said to her, 'what are you doing
'baking' at this time of the night ?
- Man goes to the doctors and sayes 'doctor, I cant stop my hands from
shaking !' Doctor replies 'do you drink much ?' Man says 'no, I spill
most of it !'
- What are elephants that wears tiny glass slippers? Cinderelephants
- What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear
- What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
A broom
- Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Cause he made too many calls
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he got a hole in one
- I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
- Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
To see a butter fly
- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Thats cute but can it pick up peanuts
